I swear people hire us then forget how to breathe.

Dear Customer Service Employees

Thank you.

I understand you are paid to smile and be friendly.
I understand you may be more pissed than Satan himself.
I understand you may want nothing more than to crawl back under the covers and sob.
I understand you may find me repulsive, creepy, or suspicious.

You were friendly anyway. I understand that may have taken a lot of effort. People can suck and you still have a smile on your face.

You are appreciated. Thank you!

book-kid:

Their future was You-No-Poo. Mrs. Weasley should have seen it coming after this.

book-kid:

Their future was You-No-Poo. Mrs. Weasley should have seen it coming after this.

My god, this kid does not have volume control. I have a massive headache and he is just yelling and yelling.

I think there’s a sign on my forehead that reads, PLEASE SHIRK YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES BECAUSE I’M AN IDIOT AND WILL TAKE THEM ON FOR YOU. I ACTUALLY HAVE WORK ETHIC LOL.

Some were a little awkward, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

So I found out my triglycerides are high. The first thing my doctor does is start writing a prescription. Can’t tell if our health care system is that bad or I’m that hopeless of a case.

I LIKE CHEESEBURGERS DAMNIT.